Top Ten Reasons It's Good That Our Baby Is Taking His Sweet Time

10. Current situation gives our URL added meaning.

9. Mommy's trip-to-the-bathroom-every-12-minutes negates my need for a watch.

8. Newborns' diapers have to be changed about ten $%@#* times a day!

7. Properly cooked babies are more likely to become action-superheroes.

6. One less American for the government to bail out (whoops... he doesn't have a mortgage yet so forget that).

5. We're still not quite mature enough. A few days should do it.

4. Perineal massage.

3. The Ides of March will no longer haunt us all.

2. Our boy will not have to endure the current Chinese crackdown in Tibet.



And the number one reason why it's good that rashislate:



1. S L E E P !