Why APL Cannot Spend Time in the Backyard

There are at least two reasons that APL cannot hang out in the backyard:

1. Golfballs regularly fly into our yard from the adjacent course. Pictured below is the window that was broken by a ball last week, and part of our collected golf ball collection.






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2. The Bird of Prey that lives in the tree just beyond the our backyard fence, pictured below.